Don't You Have Any Damn Self-Awareness?

Qin Luo, an ordinary man from the streets, has a dream: to try every profession he can and make a fortune. Then he unexpectedly obtains the Ultimate Style System. From then on, whatever he says becomes reality. Anything he says that is theoretically possible is guaranteed to come true.

During a livestream, Qin Hao looks at the nine viewers in his room. "You might not believe this, but I'm a big streamer with 900,000 followers."

And just like that, he goes viral and becomes a livestreaming mogul.

In a fight, Qin Hao faces hundreds of gang members all alone. "You might not believe this, but I've got thousands of men under me."

And just like that, he becomes a badass and the leader of the biggest criminal gang in town.

When hitting on a girl, Qin Hao looks at the woman before him. "You might not believe this, but I'm 18 centimeters."

And just like that, he gets lucky and becomes the man with the biggest harem in the world.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.