The City's Summoning Apocalypse

Tang Xian bound himself to the Crazy Summoning System. From the start, he had a lucky Qilin, and one swig of salt soda was enough to destroy a shrine in Country R.

He summoned a celestial maiden from the Ninth Heaven, only to get a little girl who turned out to be the Third Life of the Ruthless Great Emperor. With a wave of her hand, she destroyed the nine holy lands on Earth.

"Hey, Xiao Bai, I just wanted a conventional urban beginning: become a CEO, marry a rich and beautiful woman, and reach the pinnacle of life. Is that really so hard?"

"Of course not, Master. Just use the Emperor's Summoning Token, and I'll give you a Xuanyuan Sword," the System replied.

Tang Xian gripped the unremarkable ancient divine weapon and slashed forward.

Huh... The Pacific Ocean split apart, and one sword cleaved through the ages... Tang Xian, run!

One day, at the United Nations World Court, Tang Xian loudly protested, "The ruins of the Great Pyramid of Khufu, the shattered statue of Artemis, the flattened peak of Mount Everest... I swear I didn't do any of that."

Rumble! The entire World Court collapsed in an instant.

Tang Xian stumbled out of the ruins, nearly in tears, and told the reporters, "I really can't..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.