Naruto Goes Wild

"Be good, little one. Orochimaru isn't a snake, so you can't eat him. Spit him out!" Konan said, crouching in front of Bai Feifei with a look of utter despair.

"Lord Hiruzen, we strongly demand that Bai Feifei be expelled from Konoha!" Kakashi, Guy, Asuma, and the others said solemnly to Hiruzen.

"Lord Danzo, Bai Feifei is here again!" A Root member rushed up to Danzo in a panic, making him take a deep breath.

"Lord Konan, no matter what, you mustn't let the boss bring the little one back to the Akatsuki!" All the Akatsuki members stood before Konan and said each word slowly and emphatically.

"Quick, check what the third rule in the Manual for Raising Savage Beasts says!" Naruto and Sasuke flipped through the little booklet, sweating profusely and swallowing in fear.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.