The Counterattack of the Second-Hand Player

Is there anything worse than suddenly discovering that you are a character in a novel? Have! I am just a passerby wearing a suit and tie with shiny leather shoes! What's even worse is that this is a novice girl's video book written by a cute new author! The worst thing is that there are only five chapters in this book, about to be eunuch! Then the whole world will be gone! I, the nameless free agent, can only live for five more chapters! I still have a lot of good life ahead of me, and I don't want to be let go so easily! So I have to do something! This is a story about a little bit player constantly counterattacking, protecting the silly and sweet heroine in all directions and slapping her in the face. I have only one dream, waiting for an open happy ending. This must be a cool article, otherwise it will be the end of the world. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.