Journey to the West: The God-Tier Locksmith

Oh, you old Jade Emperor!

Are you always worried about fairies descending to the mortal world?

Are you always worried about immortals developing feelings for mortals?

Easy enough. Just put a lock on it.

Lock it up! As long as you lock away the source of all trouble, there'll be nothing left to worry about.

One day, a genius was so overbearing and mighty that he seemed extraordinary.

Li Huairen tossed him a lock, and in an instant, the genius became an ordinary man.

Chang'e called out to him coquettishly, "Brother Huai, come help me unlock this, will you?"

"Sure! Let me smear on some divine oil first..."

Unlock anything! Dimensions, Systems, people's hearts, divine artifacts, seals!

A golden key was shoved into an ordinary lock, but no matter what, it wouldn't open.

Then an iron key came along and opened it at once.

The iron key said to the golden key, "Do you know why you couldn't open it? Because I'm the original. No matter how noble your origins, you'll never win her heart."

The golden key said, "Are you freaking crazy? I just poke it for fun. Why would I want her heart..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.