The System Tries to Kill Me Every Day

The system wants him to die, but he doesn't want to die. "Kill Host 1: Every time you take a breath, your life will be reduced by 1 second." "Kill host two: 1 yuan will be deducted every time you blink." "Kill host 3: Observe the beauty penalty - 10 seconds of life will be deducted every second." If you commit suicide, you will be rewarded for committing suicide. Take a sip of happy water to relieve your shock. "Ding! Chronic obesity detected suicide reward - add 10 yuan." That wine more poisonous than happy water? Take a sip... "Ding! Suicide reward for liver cancer detected - liver enhancement plus 1." … "Ding! The reward for detecting the suicidal behavior of staying up late - strengthening the five internal organs plus 1." "Ding! Reward for detecting the behavior of killing brain cells - Intelligence plus 1." "Ding! Overeating..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.