I Open a Bar in Xiyou

Li Yi, a bar owner on the verge of bankruptcy, received a mysterious invitation and took the bar to the mythical Westward Journey. From a bottle of Erguotou to a bottle of 1982 Lafite, from a mortal child to a sage, Li Yi was worried about the bar business. Not only did he have to prevent the gods from not giving him money, he also had to prevent them from fighting. The Bull Demon King refused to sit at the same table as Erlang Shen, and the Seven Fairies insisted on asking me to teach them pole dancing... Laojun, take this bottle of whiskey with you. It's my gift to you. So what, you don't mean it? Are you sorry? Leave a few gourds for the Nine-turn Golden Elixir! Brother Zhenyuan, why are you so external? It's just a cup of Lafite 1982. It's nothing. I can't have this ginseng fruit! If you want to keep it, just keep the Qiankun Spell in your sleeve! Fairy Chang'e, stop drinking, it's getting late, it's time to go home! What, are you drunk? Don't make trouble, what you drink is juice, but juice can also be intoxicating. The bar here is in charge of accommodation... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.