Liao Yun opened a convenience store in the immortal realm, and then a wild craze swept through the place:
With a spicy snack dangling from its mouth, the Howling Celestial Dog chased the Supreme Lord's green ox all over the sky.
The Sea of Demons played the pipa with one hand and held a bottle of Sprite in the other, singing with grand gusto: "So refreshing it chills you to the core, so uplifting it sends your spirits soaring! Come on, brothers, listen to me sing 'Superstar'!"
The Three Pure Ones played landlord with their new cards. Whoever lost had to go to the convenience store to buy pickled cabbage noodles.
Li Jing and Nezha wore their new sunglasses and played The King of Fighters on the arcade machine outside the store...
Watching all this, the Jade Emperor cried out in anguish, face turned to the heavens: "My immortal realm..."
"Sigh... Hey, Tathagata, did you just play a red dragon? I win!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
