"Hey, hey, you there, move aside. The Jinx is coming through."
"You won't move? And you say I'm the one acting tough? Fine, let's see if you take a nasty spill!"
With a thud, a certain villain really did fall over and got a mouthful of dog poop...
"Hmm, not bad. You there, move aside too."
"You moved so obediently? How am I supposed to get by when you're this well-behaved?"
"Hey, hey, don't run! Come back! I won't bully you!"
Someone sighed and picked up a pen, writing a single sentence.
Here's my declaration:
I am the legendary Jinx, and the Jinx is me!
Yeah, whoever bullies me is in for bad luck!
Someone strolled down the road with a bored look, muttering to himself: I really wish someone would bully me. Why has nobody come to bully me yet? Hurry up and bully me!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
