I'm a Pig, Damn It

I'm a pig, and a famous one at that.

Zhu Bajie is famous, right? That's right, I'm him now.

So what if I'm a pig? There's a saying: the best cabbages get trampled by pigs. I don't just want to be a famous pig, I'm determined to become a stud pig who tramples the finest cabbages.

Chang'e, the Seven Fairies, Bodhisattva Guanyin, the Queen Mother of the West, Nuwa, Houtu, the White Bone Demon, the Little Dragon Maiden, the Queen of the Women's Kingdom...

Every last one of them is getting trampled by yours truly, Old Zhu.

And that's not all. I'm going after all the beauties throughout the Myriad Worlds, too.

P.S. I'm a pig, and I speak for myself. Our slogan: Take them all, every last virgin.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.