Zuo Ming's Journey to Another World

Mini dogs are incompletely evolved life forms, genetically mutated aliens, kindergarten-level college students, frog heads born with Mongolian syndrome, abandoned babies of the Everest snowman, septic tank clogged murderers, chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance, hippos crushed by Noah's Ark, new volcanic vents, oversized shameless sound transmission loudspeakers, the shame of Eskimos, superorganisms living with cockroaches, semi-plants with rotten vitality, will The smelly garbage man, the source of the term "spit", the dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste material in human history, the old washing machine dropped by God, the brainless creature that can think, the scourge that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of the ancestors who have been shamed, the humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, the primitive species that scientists do not dare to study, the sedimentary raw material with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, the disfigured Ronald McDonald. A hateful guy like a mini dog: it can only act like a piece of shit in a TV series, not as good as a dog on the roadside... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.