Wang Mu: America's economic crisis has erupted!
Half a day later: Breaking news from Huaxia TV: America's economic crisis has erupted again. This time, the country will not come to its aid!
Wang Mu: I hope Japan sinks tomorrow, preferably.
One day later: Breaking news from Huaxia TV: Due to tectonic plate movement, Japan's foundations have become unstable and it is sinking. Our country has no intention of intervening!
Wang Mu: All the kimchi in Korea is poisonous!
Three hours later: Following a viral invasion, all the kimchi in Korea has been infected. The number of infected people has now reached 50 million.
Marvel's heroes, here I come! Not one beauty is getting away! I'll take them all, every last one!
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