Wang Mu: I hope the American economy stays strong forever!
The next day: Breaking news! Another major financial crisis has hit America. China will not come to its aid this time.
Wang Mu: I hope the island nation never sinks!
Half an hour later: Breaking news! Breaking news! The island nation has completely sunk today due to a shift in the tectonic plates!
Reporter: Wang Mu, did all this happen because of you?
Wang Mu: Are you kidding? I was only wishing them well. What did I do wrong?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
