The City's High-Tech Internet Cafe

The rules of this internet cafe are as follows.

Rule 1: No shouting! First offense: a warning. Second offense: banned from the cafe for twenty-four hours. Third offense: permanently blacklisted!

Rule 2: No fighting in the store! Violators will be blacklisted immediately!

Rule 3: Please keep the store clean. Violators will be "cleaned" out of the cafe!

Rule 4: Anyone who breaks any of the above rules will never be welcome at this internet cafe again!

Rule 5: Create happiness with all your heart. If you don't have money, go play with your **!

Rule 6: If you want to play, play. If not, get lost! If you want a drink, drink. If not, get lost! If you want to eat, eat. If not, get lost!

Rule 7: The store reserves the right to interpret all these rules!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.