Master of History Across Dimensions

Lu Zhao gave a sword a history: a certain King of Knights had been invincible with it!

And so he obtained Excalibur!

Lu Zhao gave a spear a history: it had once slain a god!

And so he obtained the Spear of Longinus!

Finally, Lu Zhao brought out a little girl. She was a saint who served the gods!

And so he obtained, "No! Hentai! Eek!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.