Pretending to Be a Swordsman

If a person wants to become awesome, he must first learn to show off. Before you show off, you have to learn how to commit suicide. Before you commit suicide, you must write a suicide note. Can't write a suicide note? OK, you can die! ——Liu Wei preaches his pretentious theory to the world This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.