One Piece: I’m Charlotte Linlin

Lin Yun opened his eyes. He had been reborn, but not as Pirate King Roger, nor as Whitebeard, who had countless sons. Damn it, he had been reborn as one of the Four Emperors, Big Mom!

Looking at his own hulking body, Lin Yun was so frustrated he could cry!

"System, damn your ancestors! You could've had me reborn as anyone, so why did you have to put me in the body of the hideous Big Mom? Oh! Damn you!"

Whitebeard: "Big Mom! Surrender! Come into my arms and be my daughter!"

Big Mom: "Whitebeard, why don't you be my male pet instead?"

The Five Elders: "Big Mom! Be sensible and surrender, so we won't have to take action!"

Big Mom: "Five Elders, come be my male pets! Er... forget it. I like them young. You old geezers are too ancient, so just go die!"

Kaido: "Big Mom! I heard your rolls of fat can crush people! Can you crush..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.