This is definitely not a bus to kindergarten. If you got on by mistake, you can get off now.
Also, this bus has been on the road for a long time, so I may have a huge generation gap with the younger passengers. If you can't stand that, please get off too.
I'll say just one thing: this bus doesn't like green paint, and I'm not interested in getting into a tussle with anyone. Fixing the bus would be a hassle.
As an experienced driver, safety comes first.
All right, that's enough chatter.
Let's hit the road!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
