Naruto: I defeated a rogue ninja at eleven, beat Pain at sixteen, and at seventeen gathered the Six Paths and sealed Kaguya Otsutsuki!
Sasuke: I killed Orochimaru, fought the Eight-Tails without losing any health, and my Rinnegan powers after killing Danzo are insanely awesome.
Some Guy: Have you ever experienced the loneliness of knowing thirteen C-rank ninjutsu and two B-rank ninjutsu at age four, coaxing the Eight Trigrams Palm out of that Hyuga idiot at seven, creating my own ninjutsu at eleven and leaving the Nine-Tails stunned, fighting Danzo at eighteen without even furrowing my brow, turning into a husky, taking on the Akatsuki at twenty-two and killing them with a single look, and getting laid in just one night?!
Naruto and Sasuke: And yet Obito still killed your wife...
Some Guy: Damn it, shut up!!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
