Records of the Yuan Dynasty

Protagonist: "I want to take my grandpa with me." Author: "No." Protagonist: "I want magical secrets." Author: "There are none of these things." Protagonist: "It's okay to give me a magic weapon!" Author: "Do you have money?" Protagonist: "No." Author: "The time has come to prove that non-chiefs and European emperors!" Protagonist: "I am still the protagonist." Author: "It depends on my mood..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.