BIGMOM: "Young man, your desserts are very much to my liking. I give you two choices. First, be killed by me. Second, come to my cake island and become a pastry chef."
Chi Haidong: "Fat woman, I will give you two choices. First, pay for the meal within ten seconds. Second, I will make you, 39 daughters, 46 sons, and 43 ex-husbands into human-meat barbecued pork buns to pay for the meal."
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
