Ye Le: "System, I'm ready. What are you going to give me?"
System: "No, Host. You've got it backward. What are you going to give me?"
Ye Le: "System, I want to level up."
System: "If you're broke, don't play, you son of a bitch. Top up now."
Ye Le: "System, I want some xxx divine artifacts, divine pills, spirit medicines, and the like. Give me a whole batch."
System: "Get lost!"
The most messed-up thing Ye Le ever experienced was getting stuck with a System. Other protagonists either get divine artifacts as transmigration perks, girls from villains, or inheritances after falling into caves. Meanwhile, he spends every day fretting over having money he can't spend. I must have gotten a fake System.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
