Shh... Keep quiet. Look what I've found! There's a lone System over there! We can try to catch it. One System can provide us with several days' worth of energy, and they're packed with protein! But Systems are hard to handle! Let's slowly sneak up behind it. Careful, don't make a sound! Hey, I've got it! It's struggling like crazy. Hurry, get the rope! Hurry up! I caught a System! Get the pot boiling! This one's so fat, use less oil... Damn it, who told you to take your clothes off? You can't screw this thing. Have some dignity, will you? Add salt first, then turn the heat up. All right, one, two, three, toss... Oh my... I threw it into the fire...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
