Akainu, come on over! I hear you're a volcano. Let me silence you for a bit!
Kizaru, come on over! I hear you're as fast as light. Let me purify you for a bit!
Kaido, come on over! I hear you're really tough. Let's see how you fare against my Heart of the Thunderhide!
Red-Haired Shanks, come on over! I hear your Haki is incredible. Let me put on my Assault Cuirass and see for myself!
With the Dota System in hand, bring on the three admirals and the Five Elders! I've got the Aegis of the Immortal, so I can revive even if I die!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Also afraid of sheep's knives. Wouldn't a pirate be invincible if he came with a sheep's knife?