One Piece: The Oni Alliance System

When you climb to the world's highest peak, try shouting toward the sky: 'Heaven, I'm right beneath your save slot now. What are you going to do about it?'

Maybe Heaven really will hear you and send down a ten-meter-thick bolt of lightning, striking you to ash and making you transmigrate.

You might not believe it, but Ye Kong did, because he was blasted to smithereens

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.