Other people transmigrate as handsome men and beautiful women, so why the heck did I become a decrepit old man?
Never mind. Reborn in the Primordial World, I'll establish the supreme Xuanmen and build an eastern empire!
I am the Supreme Lord Laozi, the eldest of the Three Pure Ones, and the leader of the Human Religion!
See how Laozi turns the East's fortunes around. Everyone says the Three Pure Ones aren't united, but why?
Is the rise of the West really as simple as it seems?
Who built the Thorny Ridge, eight hundred li long, on the journey east?
What exactly is going on between the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan?
Is Laozi really Zhu Bajie's master? Find all the answers in Laozi's autobiography. Stay tuned!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
There was a butcher who met Loli on the road. Loli teased the butcher. The butcher was furious and pulled him into a deserted place. He unbuttoned his clothes and took off his trousers. He took out an unknown object that looked like a pillar of strength and inserted it into the depths of the forest. Loli shouted: "Comfortable, comfortable." Loli asked: "What is this?" The butcher said: "This is the butcher's thing!
You named a substitute Xuanqing. Have you forgotten the names of your three brothers? Taiqing is superior to Yuqing. People in the ancient times cared about seniority, and their names were not chosen casually.
The name Tang Feng is too ridiculous. If you choose a better name than Taishang, Taiqing, and Laozi, then forget it. How dare you choose such a bad name? If others heard that the saint's name was Tang Feng, they would probably die from laughter.
Is the Emperor's Seal the most precious treasure of Hongmeng? Let me fuck you, in the prehistoric era, even the real Chaos Treasure is only complete with the Chaos Bead, and you **** directly produced a Hongmeng Treasure. You have written all these impossible things. I really admire you.
"I have gone through untold hardships, overcame many difficulties, and devoted myself to practicing Taoism for more than 30 years. Finally, I glimpsed the way of heaven and formed the golden elixir! I have entered the golden elixir avenue I dreamed of! Why do you want to destroy my elixir field and shatter my golden elixir!" Bang! The little nurse next to me patted me and said, "It's just a gallstone! What's the matter? In the obstetrics and gynecology department on the second floor, there is a girl with extraordinary beauty, who became a Nascent Soul at the age of 16! Why don't you let us get it! Then there are several distraction periods in the mental hospital next door, there are people in the out-of-body state in the underground morgue, and there are two people in the combined stage in the hotel opposite. No, there is a new Mahayana master on the second floor who has just passed the thunder tribulation.
Sometimes Tang Feng, sometimes I, are you annoyed? Tang Feng is so unpleasant.
It feels like those who have existed since ancient times are all great gods. Then time travel into a protagonist inside. Not to keep this warm, but to fuck that tall man. Brother B directly dropped to the 10,000th floor. It feels like the protagonist is like a rat in the wild, and no one can eat the whole pot of good food. Prehistoric ah, prehistoric universe. All realms. Origin. Don't scold me! Don't anyone scold me? I haven't read this book either. I'm not talking about this book either. I feel like this book is extremely popular. So I am saying this here. I hope everyone can see it. I have been reading for 56 years. You're just a blind person, don't come in, I look down on you. I mean. A bookworm of more than ten years. You can read my comments. Bookworms under ten years old, get out.
Is it Tang Feng who seizes his body whenever he wants? Why doesn't the avenue kill him?
I just want to say that it's good that you have a system, otherwise a mortal can enter Sanqing's body? I'm afraid that even if I look at it and my soul is gone, there is a system that can still explain it, otherwise there is no logic at all.
The first time it hurts, the second time it feels numb, the third time it goes in and the fourth time it goes out, it slips, the fifth time it goes in and the sixth time it comes out, it won't be pulled out, the seventh time it goes in and the sixth time it comes out, the eyes are closed seven times, the eighth time it's gritted teeth, the ninth time it goes in and the tenth time it comes out, the body is exhausted, a lotus flower turns on both sides, an eel is drilled in, the lotus clamps the eel's head, and a stream of clear water flows out.