Li Gen transmigrates to ancient times with a Taobao System and becomes an emperor.
Zhuge Liang: "My lord, please stop sending me to borrow arrows with straw boats. How about ten more crates of Gatling guns that go brrr and spit blue flames?"
Lu Bu: "My lord, I'll offer Diao Chan to you. How about giving me ten more crates of instant noodles?"
Jiang Ziya: "My lord, I went to bed early last night and couldn't observe the stars. Did the weather forecast say it would rain?"
Yu Ji: "Your Majesty, I've run out of my Pechoin skincare cream. Could you buy me another box?"
Han Xin: "Big brother, your martial arts are unmatched under heaven. I concede!"
Standing atop Mount Tai, Li Gen threw back his head and laughed. "Ha ha ha! As far as I can see, the realm and the beauties are all mine!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
