Live Broadcast: I Will Counterattack Even If I Die

Start the diaosi counterattack and invincible serial mission! Bite! Start the mission! Stay in the breaststroke position at the People's Square subway station for half an hour! Bite! Start the mission! At the international airport, I danced awkwardly with the airport staff for half an hour! Bite! Start the mission! Transform into Bin Laden and stroll around Times Square! Bite! Start the mission! The 12-meter ancient giant skeleton produced for free on EBAY is for sale! Free shipping worldwide! No returns within seven days without any reason! Bite! Start the mission! See that big-assed beauty in front of you? "What, system, you won't let me fuck her in the street, will you? Damn, I have principles, you can change it, you can let me blow up an aircraft carrier!" "Shit, this system wants you to go up and pick her nose!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.