First: The cover was made for me by some damn big shot. Don't laugh, everyone. He has something on me, so I had no choice.
Second: I guarantee this book is absolutely great. If you don't like it, leave a comment below your review. I'll give you my address, and you can come beat me up. I definitely won't fight back.
Third: If you can finish chapter one without leaving a tip, I'll salute you as a real man! Then keep reading chapter two... If you finish chapter two and still don't tip, fine, let's continue with chapter three...
Listen to me, everyone. I'm not crazy, I'm not! This book is so damn good! Don't hold me back. Anyone who stops me from finishing it is dead meat...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
... I'm speechless. I was framed and imprisoned, but I don't have any temper at all. Why do I still apologize?!!!!
It's so nonsense. Your plot should be just a little bit more realistic.
Damn it, this show actually allowed a H countryman to enter the military camp?
Are you sure we in Greater China don't allow foreigners to go? **Well, even if you film a variety show, are you sure the wrong leader can agree?
This cover is too special.
Mentally retarded? The trick of showing off and slapping people in the face should not be too obvious.