One Piece: The Celestial Dragons' Noble Young Master

Gol D. Roger: "You want my treasure? If you do, it's all yours. Go find it! I left everything I own in one place. Go become a man who'll be Pirate King!"

Whitebeard: "You're pretty good. Come be my son! I've got three thousand sons between my legs. Scared?"

Sengoku: "Marineford is our home. We must all take care of it. Pirates don't have dicks."

Big Mom: "Dessert! Dessert! More dessert! Damn it! I'm not scared of some nun!"

Shanks: "I bet my Five Girls on the East Blue! I'll turn the Lord of the Coast into sashimi!"

Kaido: "Sigh... My 998th suicide attempt failed again. Being invincible is so lonely. Come kill me, you weaklings!"

The great Oda: "Dear readers, want to see the ending? Wait until your grandkids are born!"

P.S. A transmigrator from Naruto to the Pirate King world is in the middle of...

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