My Great Song Is So Militarily Mighty, It's Invincible

This book is also known as: The Great Emperor Who United the Lands from South to North; the True Master of Asia; the Conqueror of the Liao and the Jurchens; the Guide Who Taught the Mongols to Sing and Dance; the Nightmare of Europe; the **** of Eastern Civilization; the Emperor of the Great Song Empire; the Founder of the Huaxia Alliance; the Greatest Thinker, Educator, Writer, Scientist, and Inventor of the Twelfth Century; the Dream Lover of a Hundred Million Girls; the Embodiment of Every Virtue; the Perfect Man Among Perfect Men: Zhao Mao. His Majesty's Struggle.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.