One Piece: The All-Purpose System

Warning! The contents of this novel may cause adverse reactions such as dizziness and vomiting, and may even make you develop violent urges in your mind to beat up the author. Read at your own risk. There's no chance of this novel getting a contract. The writing is such garbage that if you had to pay to read it, nobody would want to read this ** anyway.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.