Three Kingdoms: Ruling the World as Emperor

Liu Bei: "I'm a royal uncle of the Han dynasty, the true Son of Heaven. You can't kill me!"

Pah! You're exactly the one I want to kill, Liu Big-Ears.

Lu Bu: "I'm peerless in the Three Kingdoms, unbeatable in a duel. I'm the finest man beneath heaven, and Red Hare is the finest horse. You can't kill me!"

That's quite a boast. How about I let Ran Min and Li Cunxiao have a go at you?

Yuan Shu: "My family has held high office for four generations. My brother is Yuan Shao, and I have the Imperial Seal. Could you spare my life?"

Hand over the seal. That's all I'll discuss.

Zhang Yun says that when he conquers the land, he never worries about whether anyone is smarter than him. After all, even Wolong and Fengchu aren't as clever as his own subordinates.

Lu Bu, Guan Yu, and the rest, if you get on my bad side, I'll send you all a delivery for free.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.