Taishang Laojun: "Your Majesty, Xiang Tianjun ate all my golden pills and knocked over my Eight Trigrams Furnace."
The Old Man Under the Moon: "Your Majesty, Xiang Tianjun has tangled all my red threads."
Erlang Shen Yang Jian: "Your Majesty, you have to give me justice! That bastard Xiang Tianjun ate my Howling Celestial Dog."
The Buddha: "Jade Emperor, you need to keep Xiang Tianjun in check. He's turned my Buddhist realm upside down."
God: "Oh my God, Jade Emperor! Look at what Xiang Tianjun has done. He's lured all my angels away!"
Faced with the accusations of the gods and immortals from the Myriad Worlds, the Jade Emperor stroked his beard, which had lost who knew how many hairs.
"Immortals, don't panic. I've already sent Xiang Tianjun, that great fiend, down to the mortal realm."
The immortals all let out a long sigh of relief.
"Poor mortal realm. It's doomed."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
