Su Chi, a young man, accidentally gains the ability to deliver takeout to the Celestial Court. This gives him a convenient way to trade all kinds of goods with the gods. See how he conceals the workings of heaven to steal merit, toys with gods and Buddhas in the palm of his hand, and dominates the city as he crushes his enemies and pursues beautiful women.
"God of Wealth, what do you feel like eating today?"
"Brother Su, I'll leave it to you. I'll eat whatever you bring."
"What about you, Supreme Lord Lao?"
"Brother Su, the dan dan noodles you brought last time will do."
"That's a bit far away!"
"I'll pay you ten years of cultivation. How does that sound?"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
