My Past Life Was Pretty Awesome

Mo Di was a loser who should have been alone for life on Earth. On a whim, he used his left hand to pleasure himself, and ended up attracting a girl who claimed to be the reincarnation of Xiao Longnu. She came to his door and said he was the reincarnation of her husband.

From then on, Mo Di’s once-peaceful life was turned upside down. Martial arts experts, zombies, demons, and monsters came one after another. Whenever Mo Di was in mortal danger, a beautiful woman would suddenly appear, claiming to be his wife in a previous life, and stage a classic damsel-saves-the-hero scene.

With the help of his many “ex-wives,” Mo Di gradually grew stronger, eventually becoming the most powerful being in the Three Realms and Six Paths.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.