A Certain Magical Rock 'N' Roll

With a pair of golden eyes that will never go out, I'm destined to make a name for myself in this utterly insane world. Kuroko, my good comrade, my trusted ally, tonight we're sneaking into Tokiwadai to carry out our grand plan. Once it's done, you get three parts and I get seven, but all the blue-and-white striped panties are mine!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.