Xianyu is a perfectly ordinary human who gets bound to the Absurd System and transmigrates to the world of the Pirate King.
In this age of slackers, my existence is no surprise!
Daring to show off in front of me? Think I won't smack you right in the face with a Giant Absurdity Ball?
You idiot! Take my Salty Fish Thrust! Salty Fish Two-Sword Style! Infinite Saltiness!
What's the difference between a person with no dreams and a salted fish?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
