Why not strap on a sword and reclaim the fifty provinces beyond the passes? Invite the young lord up to the Portrait Gallery: how many scholars have become marquises?
Chongzhen: "Yuan Chonghuan, I only want Da Yuer to warm my bed. If you can't manage that, go home and roast sweet potatoes!"
Chongzhen: "Chen Yuanyuan, you want to marry Wu Sangui? In your next life! First, let's spend our wedding night together!"
Chongzhen: "Sun Chuanting, why haven't the beauties from Mizhi arrived yet? I want Li Zicheng's wife! What? Liu Zongmin? Do you think I'm someone who negotiates? I want Li Zicheng, understand?"
The officials: "What a tyrant! How could our Great Ming have such a tyrant?"
Chongzhen: "Hahaha! My goal is to have three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines. This is just the beginning, hahaha! Being a tyrant is great! Just great!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
