Why should a man not carry a Wu hook and reclaim the fifty provinces beyond the mountain passes? Come, briefly ascend the Lingyan Pavilion: how many scholars have become marquises of ten thousand households?
In the eleventh month of the second year of Chongzhen, Yang Wei arrives in the Ming Dynasty and becomes the Chongzhen Emperor. Thinking of how exhausting and grueling life is for this wretched emperor, Yang Wei really doesn't want the job!
"Yuan Chonghuan, I only want Da Yuer to warm my bed. If you can't even manage that, what kind of official are you? Go home and roast sweet potatoes!"
"Sun Chuanting, why haven't you sent the beauties from Mizhi yet? Didn't I tell you? I want Li Zicheng's wife. No substitutions!"
The officials: "What a tyrant! How did our Ming Dynasty end up with such a tyrant?!"
Yang Wei: "Hahaha! Aren't three palaces and six courtyards every man's dream? Being a tyrant is actually pretty great. It really is!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
