I've got a general store, and I can roam freely across the Myriad Worlds.
"Buying spirit herbs, spirit fruits, and thousand-year-old ginseng in bulk! One pound gets you a whole case of instant noodles."
"The Nine Yin Manual? Hmm, one bottle of chilled Harbin beer, and not a drop more."
"What? You have the complete edition of The Golden Lotus? I've got 18 terabytes of island girls here. Who are you trying to impress?"
"Looking for fair-skinned beauties with long legs? What kind of stupid question is that? I'll take as many as you've got... Want Big Qiao and Little Qiao? Absolutely! Better yet, the Seven Fairies from Heaven. Bring me a dozen like that."
"Things that fly in the sky, run on the ground, or make a racket in bed... I'll buy them all!"
All available, all mine. An absolute blast!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
