If I had to transmigrate, fine, but why send me into Journey to the West and turn me into a dog? Woof, woof, woof!
Damn it, I absolutely can't put up with this!
Wait, there's an evolution System after all. Evolve to the highest level, and I can crush everything? Now we're talking.
Who says being a dog means you have to have a master? I'm going to turn my life around and sing my heart out!
Sun Wukong, come perform Monkey Steals the Peach for your big brother. Erlang Shen, I'm talking to you. Stand still!
And you, Old Lord Taishang, those pills you made last time were too hard. Were you trying to murder your master? Li Jing, use your pagoda to blast his butt as punishment!
Hmm, the Jade Emperor is a good one. He even knows to offer you the Peaches of Immortality. I hear you have seven daughters, too? Send them all over!
Chang'e, are you bored in the Moon Palace? This dog... Bah, this deity is here!
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