Diao rested his chin on one hand and held a hardcover book in the other. Its title read One Thousand and One Boastful Quotes. He couldn't help sighing: being a captain really wasn't easy.
The tiger-toothed little girl pouted. "I'll bite you to death!"
The golden-haired gorilla king Billy roared, "Eat my middle-finger pop!"
The genius robot Marvin looked at this pervert and clutched his little chest. "Yikes, the diode on the left side of my body hurts a bit."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.