Su Shan is reborn in a parallel world. The King of Movies? The King of Kung Fu? No, he's the strongest Prison Emperor! He gets a prison system that doesn't even have a basic exchange shop, yet it expects him to hunt down great figures across various planes?
"What? Arrest Ip Man? He's my idol! The problem is, I'm not even a level-five fighter!"
"Nani, arrest Guan Yunchang? He's my idol too. Do you think I'm an idiot? I want to see if that Green Dragon Crescent Blade is sharp!"
"Arrest Yang Guo? Zhang Sanfeng? Qin Shi Huang? Li Shimin? The Avengers? Sun Wukong? The Tathagata? The Three Pure Ones? ... #%￥%@*, get lost! I don't want you anymore!"
"Most importantly, why are you making me go into those soap operas to arrest those pretty but useless female leads?"
"Beep. The prison comes with..."
"Don't say another word! For love and peace, I gladly accept!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
