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A man looked at a woman affectionately without saying a word. Woman: "Why don't you speak?" Men are indifferent, silence is golden. Woman: "Did you not brush your teeth this morning?" The man's resolute cheeks stiffened a little. Woman: "Are you talking to me?" The man shook his head lightly, with an inexplicable smile on his lips. Woman: "You can't be mute!" The man chuckled, with a hint of endearment on his lips, "I am willing to be a mute for you." Woman: "Speak humanly." The man put away his smile and said coldly, "I'm too lazy to care about you." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.