"Hello, everyone. I'm Bear Grylls. Next, I'm going to show you how to survive in some of the most extreme and dangerous places in the world. All right, enough talk. Let's get going."
"Shh... Look, what have I found? There's a lone Pikachu over there. Maybe we can try to catch it. One Pikachu can provide us with several days' worth of energy. They're packed with protein. But Pikachu are tough to handle, so let's approach slowly from behind. Be careful not to make a sound."
"Hey, I caught it! It's struggling like crazy! We should cut off its head. The rest can be eaten raw. It has six times the protein of beef, and it's wonderfully crunchy. It tastes just like chicken..."
Ash: Aaaah! Bear, what are you going to do to my Pikachu?
Misty: Eek! Don't stare at my Togepi with those terrifying eyes!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
