Rich-Guy Version: By chance, Wang Dao obtains the legendary cultivation System. Spirit stones, priceless in everyone else's eyes, are worthless junk to him! Techniques? Sorry, what's that? You mean those **? Oh, sorry, I've got as many of those as you want! Spiritual artifacts? Can you play with these? I'll toss one and see!
Cultivation Version: In the Age of Declining Dharma, spiritual energy is scarce throughout the world. Wang Dao is an ordinary mortal who happens upon a cultivation System. Under the Heavenly Dao and within the bounds of fate, watch as Wang Dao rides the waves, flies on his sword, and becomes the strongest!
Show-Off Version: You think you're impressive, that you're hot stuff? All I have to say is, every one of you here is trash! Got a problem with that? Come bite me!
Oh, you're actually biting me?
Then I won't hold back!
Take this: the Flying Goose, Butt-First Style!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.