The Sevenfold Magic User Starting from Zero

My old friend was as awesome as you, but now there's five feet of grass on his grave.

His widow shares her bed with a drunk, while his orphaned child has an empty belly beneath his clothes.

We should turn swagger into strength and punch a minotaur into the sky.

Protagonist: Huh? I think I just sent someone flying?

Emilia: …

Rem and Ram: …

All the girls: Ooh, that's amazing. ~

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.