Important things must be said three times.
King Arthur can't possibly be a girl. I'm a man with all the right equipment, and I won the jackpot, only to turn into King Arthur. At least I'm a man.
King Arthur can't possibly be a girl. I'm all man, so how could anyone turn me into a woman?!
King Arthur can't possibly be a girl. As a king, how could I not have a huge harem? All you adorable girls, become my queens!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
