Xiao Wang transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and obtains the Loli Training System, embarking on an exhilarating, utterly satisfying training adventure!
Diao Chan, hey, you there! Ballet. You know what ballet is? Get up on your toes!
Da Qiao, you idiot, kneel! You don't even know how to kneel? Kneeling is the foundation of everything!
Xiao Qiao, honestly, what am I supposed to do with you? With a waist that flexible, you can do the splits! Get practicing!
Cai Wenji, you... Do you know how to rub your eyes? You know, eye exercises! First, train those flirtatious eyes for me!
Yang Yuhuan, Zhao Feiyan, Xi Shi, Daji... You lot watch carefully and learn your lesson, or I'll spank your bottoms!
All virgins, and then... you know the rest!
Zhao Yun, Lu Bu, Dian Wei, Zhou Yu, Ma Chao? Every one of them joins my ranks!
Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan? I'll kill them without a second thought!
War God Huo Qubing: Captain of the Guards! Xue Dingshan: Commander of the personal guard! Good Shuang'er: Personal maid!
Chief Eunuch Wei Zhongxian? ...Get lost...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.